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screwing the brew

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.
Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.
by dispyd October 21, 2007
mugGet the screwing the brewmug.

screwed it forward

Also: Screw it forward.

It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.

Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.

You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"

(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
by rsburritt December 9, 2008
mugGet the screwed it forwardmug.

Brew and Screw

A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.
by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009
mugGet the Brew and Screwmug.

screw that noise

Variation on screw dat, also "screw this noise". To refuse a stupid suggestion; to refute a statement; to express exasperation with the stupid people.
"Screw that noise! I ain't gonna let you drive MY car!"

"This forum is full of trolls. Screw this noise, I'm outta here."
by velo2000 September 10, 2005
mugGet the screw that noisemug.

Screw-Nicorn

A made up sexual act which involves Partner A wearing a strap on dildo on their forehead and then proceeds to have intercourse using said dildo with Parter B. This was referenced in a Most Offensive Video Over-Dub of a Charlie Brown and Peanuts cartoon.
"We're going to do the Screw-Nicorn trick. That's when I put a dildo on my head and fuck Marcy headfirst like a Unicorn on amphetamines."
by Bubonic_Chronic November 21, 2007
mugGet the Screw-Nicornmug.

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.
"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
mugGet the Screwed the poochmug.

deja screw

Feeling like you already had sex with someone. Also, having sex with someone again.
"Hey, do you know that girl? I feel like I've seen her before. Wait, didn't I sleep with her? Oh man, I just got a wicked case of deja screw."
by Caleb Fort January 29, 2005
mugGet the deja screwmug.

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