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Schwing

The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.
Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”

“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”
by Yanalt February 24, 2024
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Rusty Schwinn

Dry sex lacking natural or synthetic lubrication, generally initiated in haste without sufficient foreplay. Often, alleviation is attempted through the application of saliva. Probably originated from the general lack of care for old cheap bicycles leading to the squeaking of a rusty chain as they are pedaled down the road.
We were at her parents cabin and her father was out for 5 minutes, I had no other option than to rusty schwinn her.
by Dr. Ziploc August 1, 2010
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Siamese Schwinn

Look at that couple riding on their Siamese Schwinn

Man, I wanna go on a bike ride, but I only have a Siamese Schwinn and no one to ride it with :(
by ireallydontcareabootit August 16, 2015
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stan schindler

Top tier CoMeDy name for a proper lad to have a with. Do not confuse with stab Schindler or Stan schingerlingerlinger.
I do love Sophie she’s a bit of a Stan Schindler.
by Top notch brit January 5, 2020
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Oscar Schindler

“Oh Oscar Schindler? Yeah he got all the bitches.”
by bakaboo May 7, 2022
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Chuck Schindler's List

A euphemism for the famous death metal guitarist Chuck Schuldiner. Coined by hit comedian Karpizzle in the video titled "How To Be A BRUTAL Death Metal Vocalist" by Jhofffilms.
Karpizzle: "Rip Chuck Sch... Chuck Schzz... Rip Chuck Schindler's List! \m/"
by Weezer_Fan69 December 16, 2023
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Rex Schwidlewski

A 7 ft 6 glorious king with blue eyes, definitely does not take fentanyl and mushrooms. Has a level 15 gyatt with skibidi rizz. Fights the gender pay wage gap on the daily. Drives a hellcat. Hates period cramps, THE BIGGEST JOHNSON. You could not even comphrehend how glorious this specimen he wields the power autism. He's been mewing since the heian era, he often hunts down women of age for their gyats cause he's got that dawg in him. His canthal tilt is so positive just like the std test he got. He rizzed up baby gronk and livvy dunne so incrediblely and stupendously hard they ropemaxxed he's that glorious.
Girl 1: OMG is that Rex Schwidlewski! I've heard he fights the gender wage gap and has a hellcat!
Girl 2: What the flip! He's so sigma!
Girl 1: Wowzzers!
Straight male: I'm straight but this guy is hot I'd let him iht with his drake but like he doesnt like kids like drake cause hes not a pdf file <3
by Forewarde May 23, 2024
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