semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

Schtanky Pushay

A women who when you walk up next to you can smell the stinch of dirty sex.

Damn Dave!! That girl Candice has schtanky pushay

by Big-EZ October 25, 2005

Schadenfreude

Insult. A way to put down others that disagree with your own personal incorrect thoughts and opinions.

Person 1: "Ben Weasel totally punched two women!"

Person 2: "No he didn't you schadenfreude!"

by Markust September 10, 2011

schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

by your mom in 1/325 July 27, 2006

Schadenfreude

Asshole who doesn't care for ones true feelings.

Pat is a Schadenfreude.

by eNvisioNx March 17, 2009

Schadendroid

Deriving pleasure from others Android misfortunes

Look at that idiot droid user. Im feeling a little Schadendroid

by BrokenTrace August 3, 2011

Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck

While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner

by michael9738918 November 19, 2014