schmuck

someone's dick.

Also used offensively.

"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."

by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007

schmuck

a Joey, a fool, a penis

That Joey is a real schmuck

by bernedette March 23, 2004

Schmuck

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015

schmuck

Someone who is conned easily.

I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!

by scncqn May 29, 2008

schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice

Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs

by Morgn June 11, 2007

schmuck

A term used by the germans, to describe nice jewelry.
It was actually a mis interpretation by the Germans of the true meaning.
Before the Holocaust, the Jewish would always comment on how nice someones wifes shmuck looked,
"Oh wot lovely schmuck you are wearing",
The Germans initially took this as some kind of compliment, and blushed at such fine appreciation,
The German population in it's enthusiasm embraced this new Jewish word and used it with affection and associated it with, "arn't those Jewish just lovely"
Until one day, they finally realized, that they'd been had.
And that schmuck actually meant the bit of penis that is removed during circumsion

"Oh, wot lovely schmuck your wife is wearing", says Jewish chancellor to German politician

by sean bradley was ere January 29, 2008

schmuck

Anybody who believes the hateful translations of the word.

"He really thought the word 'jewelry' comes from 'Jew,' the schmuck."

by Yutzmach Purkonae May 9, 2008