schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.

The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

schlong sling

Underwear for males that cradles their schlongs, much to the disgust of the people around them; a banana hammock.

That old man is still trying to show off his junk in a schlong sling.

by anonymous purple August 13, 2018

Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.

I have a schlong sack

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2019

schlongagangflaung

The Schlongagangflaung is a schlong (dick) in a gang that can fling cum around to impregnate women with gang babies that will turn into men and join the gang. Making the has it the most superior gang on the block

Guy#1: I heard the other gang has a Schlongagangflaung.
Guy#2: OH SHIT, IMMA HAVE TO JOIN THAT GANG!

by Adam with a dream October 14, 2020

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020