schmatz

a type of pizza which consists of a garlic-flavored dough topped off with diced tomatos, parmesan, and mozzerella cheeses.

boy, jill made some wonderful schmatz!

by Jill D. March 27, 2006

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005

schweaty

Another substitute for the word cool invented by my friend Jim Nigel of Oshkosh, WI(he wants credit heh), after seeing a recent episode of Saturday Night Live.

Oh, you got that game? Schweaty.

by Taien April 1, 2004

schmata

used to describe something of lower quality

that car is schmatta

by Jon Shakaka January 26, 2005

schmata

A person (usually a woman) who is a either a casual sex partner or mistress who is considered by their lover or society to be as worthless as a schmata or dish rag due to their lack of primary status.

whore fool piece on the side mistress other woman jump off booty call

Monica thought she was Bill's girlfriend but she was actually his schmata.

That's not his wife that's his schmata.

by LopLop'spen January 11, 2016

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010