schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Kappa Schmagma

A nick name given to a particular group of fraternity brothers who resemble large quantities of schmagma based on their behavior and general male debauchery.

Wow, the Kappa Schmagmas are really just dicks sometimes. They best fix their face before I throw hands.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

to schmalz

verb
To slap one's penis on or around the eyes of a girl wearing substantial eye make up, resulting in streaking of said makeup, with or without ejaculation on the eye(s).

Griffen spots a young female with heavy eye makeup and thinks to himself, "damn, I want to schmalz all over her.

by gaysailor84 March 10, 2014

Schmadrick

A stupid person, usually one who you would love to beat the shit out of, but you just don't feel that he or she is owrth it.

"This kid pisses me off, He is a real Schmadrick. I want to beat the crap out of him, but he's not worth my time."

by T-One August 3, 2007

schmackable

Extremely delicious, especially when ate high.

Jimmy: mmmm: those twix bars I ate yesterday were so schmackable

by TheOGWolfie34 September 14, 2017

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018