Smapping

The dirty version of spamming, invented by Aura on 1/31/10 @ 12:33am.

Also known as the situation of spam in a dirty manner towards a specified person so they can think negatively & eventually become aroused from the situation.

Aura: OMG TONY STOP SMAPPING ME!

Tony: I can't resist it, I love to smap you in the face♥

by ZeroTony January 31, 2010

slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

Snapping the radish

Masterbating with unusually dirty or unclean hands.

Will was snapping the radish after playing in the mud.

by WillJERE January 12, 2010

Snapping the Banjo

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.

Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

by the one to obey December 6, 2015

Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal July 8, 2016

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015