safety flush

The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.

After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.

by Joe Blob October 7, 2005

Salty

The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked

Boy you salty as shidd u didnt get to play today

by yungboss February 21, 2011

salty bobber

Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.

Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.

by SaltyDog April 23, 2014

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Safety Tap

The process of having intercourse with a really unattractive girl/guy, to ensure you don't catch an STI.

Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.

by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Salty Demon

A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.

Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt

by JafroDemon February 14, 2013