Satan's Margarita

A girl's period, referred to by staunch religious folk who think sex is the devil.

No, don't hit that, Billy. I heard her Satan's Margarita is churning up something fierce this weekend.

by soyboy March 9, 2009

Satan

According to Christianity, Satan was originally an angel who rebelled against God (power to the people!) and also influenced Adam and Eve to eat the fruit of knowledge- which implies that had they of not eaten it, then we might not have possessed the knowledge to question authority. Ultimately, Satan was thrown into the lake of fire with his other followers- which also implies that Satan is a victim too in all of this, and considering he braved god's wrath to question the lord's divine authority- it says a lot about how Satan should be perceived, and that Satan might have had decent intentions after all. Of course, this is all subject to whether you have religious ideals- in which case, you might want to consider which being you're supporting :P

Satan's ultimate goal is to lead people away from the love of God, and to lead them into fallacies which God opposes- or if you look at it another way, fallacies which mean God no longer has control over you- some of these fallacies are listed below:

Premarital sex: A normal desire for human beings, and it should not be perceived as a sinful. Everyone has the right to love their body and the body of others, providing they realise what sex entails and that they are aware of any implications that follow the activities they are parcitipating in.

Drugs: As we know, some drugs are very dangerous for the body and mind- but naturally occuring drugs such as weed and hallucinogens can lead to experiencing alternative perceptions of reality, and providing necessary precautions are taken, this can lead to positive realisations about yourself and the world you live in. And may also result in a more independent mindset- which would be bad for God, understandably...

Rock Music: Opposed by hardcore Christians, Rock music is actually celebratory of everything that makes us human- and is known for championing complex ideas (seen in art rock, etcetera) and anti- authority ideals. Again, bad for God...

In all, there are lots of things perceived as sinful by Christianity- most of these are merely aspects which contribute to our independence and rights as a human being.

by Firelovesugar October 28, 2010

Satan Transmission

Though it helps to be high sometimes even sober people can come across Satan pirating the broadcast spectrum (he is the prince of air after all) and flooding poor unsuspecting mortals with dastardly sounds and images resulting in a memorable mind fuck.

Dude, one time I was totally fried out of my gourd, and after walking through a hellbroth of sonar beeping bats, my pals and I finally reached an indoor place of rest. How wrong we were. As soon as we turned on the old television, the Satan Transmission began. The screen went all green and striped, but what we could make out scared the shit out of us. It was some mockery of a religious program, but it had the triple 6 down at the bottom of the screen, and the preacher man had extra eyes in his forehead. Freaked me the fuck out.

by Alpha&Omega October 26, 2005

Super Saiyan 2

The next stage of a Super Saiyan. The hair is spiker and stands on its end, with electricity surrounding the Saiyan. First acheived by Gohan, who got enraged that Cell was hurting his friends

" His power is incredible!", said Piccolo, amazed

by 4eva June 24, 2005

Satan's Rectum

Satan's Rectum refers the asshole or rectum of an individual who's rectal cavity is so dirty, wretchedly foul, unclean and repugnant, that it emanates vile and putrid odors permeating the air like a vicious sword cutting through the nasal membranes. Surrounding individuals encounter a stench aura and obscene, olfactory cling rivaling the world’s most stinky cheeses. Smells attributed to Satan’s Rectum include combinations of Limburger Cheese served in a squalid jock strap, a Roquefort served in a fecal filled diaper, an Epoisses served in a dry sauna with a bucket of rotten eggs, or a Camembert served on the floor of a portable toilet after a Rave. Satan’s Rectum compounds one's miry ass with habitual bung hole ecructation of shit vapors and shit fumes with the viscosity of rancid butter. The amalgam is mistaken for a demonic entity extruding bile and vomit in an biblical exorcism. Individuals encountering the insidious rank report dry mouth, watery eyes, overwhelming nausea, violent retching, dry heaves and violent emesis. Such demonic, iniquitous permeations have been likened to the smell of Jeffrey Dahmer’s freezer during an extended power outage, the eviscerated decomposing corpse of an 800 pound man, and the rotting, gangrenous flesh caused by bacterial infection combined with severe bromhidrosis (body odor). Satan's Rectum is very well known for its association with Heinous Anus Fragrance.

For weeks she retched and gagged. For weeks her eyes watered. Her vomiting gave fear to concerns of impending death. The smell of rotten eggs hastend the call to her Priest for cleansing. Her love of stinky cheese ended in gagging at the thought. Her own malevolent body odor made the entity sweet as morning dew. Her search for the source compounded by inability to rid her nostrils of the demon clinging inside her. Then, by devine intervention, her roommate bent down before her amd in all his glory he revealed himself. Satan's Rectum stood before her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014

Saiyan

Englishized version of the Japanese word Saiya-jin. A race of powerful warriors from the planet Vegeta in the Manga/Anime DragonBall Z.

If everyone on a planet was twice as strong as superman, then they'd be Saiyans.

by Chaltab March 4, 2005

Super Saiyan

The hand and arm motion that one makes when trying to defecate upon a toilet. The 'Super Saiyan' is usually done only when one is having trouble expelling waste. It is also commonly accompanied by a facial expression of intense concentration. The origin of the phrase stems from the epic transformation sequences of the popular anime Dragon Ball Z.

Bulma: Hey, where's Vegeta gone off to? His bento and bubble tea are getting cold.
Goku: I saw him head over to the washroom.. he's probably going super saiyan in there!

by penwrite August 31, 2013