“See that beautiful ginger over there?”
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
Get the If the roof is rusted, the basement is floodedmug. Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".
This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.
While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.
While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"
"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."
"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."
"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
Get the Rust Cycle Tetralogymug. The owner of builders sanctuary who was forced to transition to a girl by the man the myth the legend GameLightz after Vice Rust was accused of raping underage girls.
by Sorzii Rust April 11, 2023
Get the Vice Rustmug. by Pnkjamys September 7, 2025
Get the Rust monkeymug. Giving liberals satisfaction orally specifically with fake teeth or no teeth due to conservative southern meth mouth. Laugh and Love I guess.
by Partyinyourface October 4, 2025
Get the Rusting Liberalsmug. A game where you get a house and live in it then steal other peoples houses and imprint on babies and then the entire game gets deleted and you start all over again.
by sexypolishgirl123 December 6, 2021
Get the Rustmug. When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.
Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019
Get the rust in my crustmug.