Roger Nelson

If I was your girlfriend, would you remember

To tell me all the things you forgot when I was your man?

Hey hey, when I was your man
If I was your best friend, would you let me

Take care of you and do all the things that only a best friend can?

Oh, only best friends can
If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?

Not that you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
If I was your one and only friend

Would you run to me if somebody hurt you even if that somebody was me, yeah

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be, please
If I was your girlfriend

Would you let me wash your hair?

Could I make you breakfast sometime?

Well then, could we just hang out

I mean, could we go to a movie and cry together?

'Cause to me baby, that would be so fine
Baby, can I dress you

I mean, help you pick out your clothes before we go out?
Listen girl, I ain't sayin you're helpless

But sometime, sometime those are the things that bein' in love's about
Sugar, do you know what I'm saying to you this evening?
Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered

But I, I said I want to be all of the things you are to me

Surely, surely you can see
Is it really necessary for me to go out of the room

Just because you want to undress?

We don't have to make children to make love
And we don't have to make love to have an orgasm

Your body's what I'm all about

Can I see it?

I'll show you

Why not? You can do it because I'm your friend

I'd do it for you

Of course I'd undress in front of you

And when I'm naked, what shall I do?
How can I make you see that it's cool?

Can't you just trust me?

If I was your girlfriend, you could

Oh yeah, I think so
Listen, for you naked I would dance a ballet

Would that get you off?

Tell me what will

If I was your girlfriend, would you tell me?
Would you let me see you naked then?

Would you let me give you a bath?

Would you let me tickle you so hard you'd laugh and laugh
And would you, would you let me kiss you there

You know, down there where it counts

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce

And then I'll hold you tight and hold you long

And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try to imagine what it looks like

Yeah, we'll try to imagine what, what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll, we'll try to imagine what silence looks like

Yeah, we'll try

Roger Nelson

by Krkič April 6, 2019

robert keating

The most handsome irish bassist in the fucking world. Have you seen his eyes? Jesus Christ. Aries boy, millenium boy, beer boy... BIRD BINGO.

- Hey, who is that handsome dude on your wallpaper?
+ Are you kidding bitch? That's Robert Keating
-Ok, give me his @

by robertkeating'sbitch April 8, 2021

roberberdrs

when you are so drunk you can't type

I think I'm gonna go full roberberdrs tonight.

by Harmonic_Divergence May 12, 2023

dashiell robert parr

its dash from the incredibles. FULL name. Its the coolest name too

dashiell robert parr is from the increidbels.

by Kenny McC0rmick January 21, 2017

Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)

emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏

by nayasemma January 7, 2021

Roger Daltrey

Roger Daltrey is the founder and lead singer for the classic rock band The Who.

Roger Daltrey is the lead singer for The Who.

by pkeets September 21, 2007

Roger Penske

Billionaire owner of Penske Corporation and Penske Racing. Mr. Penske is highly regarded for his meticulous, old school approach to everything he does. Nicknamed "The Captain" by those close to him in the racing world.

Roger Penske is legendary in the world of racing. I see Roger Penske's Penske Truck Rental trucks everywhere I go. Did Roger Penske's driver win the Indy 500 this year?

by needtoknowbasis November 11, 2013