Rangus

originally david bowies ball bag sweat in the early 70's. now a celebrity in his own right.

that guy looks like a Rangus.

by Pete face April 17, 2009

Ringosexual

Sexual preference, category.

You follow your main category, be it hetero-, homo- or some other-sexuality.

But you want to fuck Shiina Ringo (Japanese artist) anyway.

(Does not really apply to heterosexual men.)

Ping is ringosexual. Everybody knows that.

by Mugg July 14, 2007

lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005

ringspread

A ringspread is the act of bearing one's buttocks. Usually at any unsuspecting audience. Also known as Mooning but with an emphasised parting of arse cheeks . The ringspread can be modified to be a thirsty bulldog.

This is a true story. A passenger on a bus was going past a used car lot when he saw the salesperson extolling the virtues of some heap of shit car.
The passenger yelled out of the bus window to the folks in the car lot.
" Hey mate that car has an engine that is as good as this...(passenger in bus then bares his arse and pulls the arsecheeks apart ( the ringspread) much to the bewilderment of the salesperson and customer").

Other passengers such as myself roar laughing.

by Coitdog June 20, 2006

White rings

A white ring worn any finger of either hand symbolises that the wearer is a part of the lgbtqia+ community

The white rings on their finger shows that they are lgbtq

by The asexual June 1, 2021

Lord Of The Rings

another nerd clique

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.

by Alex February 26, 2003

lord of the rings

1. Pointless Book
2. Even more pointless films.

1. a few short guys steal some jewellery and then go on a very long long, very boring and drug induced journey to throw it into a big hole, "from whence it came"

by meme April 1, 2005