*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.

I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.

by Kendigo June 2, 2023

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

French reach around

When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob

“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”

by Heiferhumper69 April 8, 2024

Reverse Reach Around

When you tickle your girlfriend's butthole as she pegs you.

To reach around is human. To reverse reach around is divine.

by Goldscurvy May 7, 2024

Aerial Reach Around

When two paragliders get extremely friendly while partaking in their hobby.

“I was having a splendid evening while soaring above the cliffs, when all of a sudden Geoffrey gave me a delightful aerial reach around.”

by BorisJack October 13, 2025