ratchet ass

Ignorant individual, dumb ass, dipshit, etc.

You're a real ratchet ass!

by Mindy February 13, 2005

ratchetry

serious fuckery, tomfoolery, or other such shenanigans

Peggy: Gina slept with her son's best friend, AND his father. AND THE FATHER IS HER THERAPIST, WHO PRESCRIBES HER VICODIN. Which she sells to her son's best friend.

Nina: Stop it right there, Peggy. I cannot DEAL with this ratchetry.

by Goldmines February 14, 2012

Dirty Rachel

The act of shitting yourself whilst falling down the stairs.

I was so drunk that when I tried to go to bed, I ended up doing a Dirty Rachel instead

by Carvery Dave April 9, 2020

Rach

Rach's are one of the smiliest, most attractive people you could ever have the pleasure of meeting. A Best Friend, someone that you know you can always rely on through anything and everything. They wear their hearts on their sleeves and give everyone a chance. Rach's are known to be cautious of becoming too close and overwhelming of people. However once you have gained their trust, love and respect they would do almost anything to make sure you are happy. Your rach will never desert you and will always be there for you to talk to, you can tell your rach absolutely anything. Your rach should only be your rach if you can trust them with your life, if you would do anything for them and if they mean the world to you, a best friend that you couldn't live without and who you never want to loose.

"Am i your rach?"

"No, only rach is my rach"

by t1his is it April 13, 2010

Ratchling

-Noun

Derivative of Ratchet. A Ratchling is the offspring of a Ratchet being. Once hatched and nursed to it's Ratchet ways, said offspring becomes a full grown Ratchling.

If said creature is spotted please call the ASPCA as soon as possible as rabbies is a common ailment of unvaccinated Rachtlings.

Girl 1: "Crystal is pregnant"

Girl 2: "That Ratchet girl is having a baby?"

Girl 1: "Yea, She's having a little Ratchling"

Girl 2: "She better have that thing Vaccinated"

by Teeeeee March 4, 2013

Ratchification of America

Purposely lowering your intelligence level to seem more "thug" or "skreet". This attitude developed sometime after MTV stopped playing music and dumb ass shows like 16 and pregnant, and Bad Girls Club started airing. The epidemic seems to grow daily, and is being embraced by the youth of America. Many of them think that the dumber and or crazier you act, the cooler you are, and the higher on the social ladder one will climb.

Mark: Have you seen Shaqumphria?

Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America

by Markomighty July 14, 2014

Ratchet Juice

The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.

"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"

"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"

by StealthHugs January 6, 2015