Ranger

Ranger - When you see someone attractive from a distance (a range away, farther than 12 ft) but as the distance between you and the "attractive" person closes, their features become more apparent to be less attractive than you originally was sure of. Or if you rather - they get ugly up close.

You see that chick? Serious Ranger there, keep your distance or you will be highly disappointed!

by Raviss August 15, 2019

sink-runner

One who is afraid of doing what it takes to get the job done. In relation to giving a male oral sex and running to the sink instead of swallowing.

My friend is such a sink-runner, he wouldn't come downtown and pick me up when my car broke down.

by dr.js September 14, 2008

[linen runner]

one who runs linens from one point to another

john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day

tom:so your a linen runner

by wesleytjohnson October 11, 2008

Ron Rayner

Ron is quiet, large and wouldn't hurt a fly.
when asked how he rolls Ron Rayner will tell you he "Rolls on the Fucking Tracks!"
Also known as RR or RailRoad.

Jesse,"Ron How Do You Roll?"
Ron Rayner, "I Roll On The FUCKING TRACKS!"

by Knowing Ninja April 12, 2009

Stud Runners

an word a woman would use to describe a attractive nonhomosexual male runner who runs alot in the intent of making the females hott, they also have awesome abs and wear skanky short shorts

cross country girl-" Wow that scotty is such a Stud Runners he just finished a 17 mile run".

by awesome runner May 12, 2010

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 23, 2023