Ramen

1. A food-like, MSG laced substance that I have consumed by the metric ton.
2. What you feed stoners to make them grow, grow, grow.
3. Something George W. Bush wouldn't even feed his dog, if he knew Ramen existed.
4. Dried, bleached blocks of Grace's (Will & Grace) hair to be boiled with gum-wrappers full of colored salts.

1. Everybody Loves Ramen!

2. Ramen is easy to cook drunk.

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush March 27, 2004

Ramen

mankind's last and most effective line of survival...

Dude 1: dude im frigin starving!
Dude 2: i got some ramen...ya want some?
Dude 1: (falling to his knees) My lord...would you be so gracious as to feed me the feast of kings?
Dude 2: uhhh sure...

by J-elite April 14, 2010

Rameen

A type of girl who will capture your heart the moment you lay eyes on her and make you fall head-over-heels for her. She the hottest girl is school and makes heads turn when she walks down those halls. She is every man's fantasy as she's got the most beautiful eyes and a face that is just so captivating and not to mention her sexy body. Anyone who dates her will be the luckiest man since she is the most caring and trustworthy girl, if you treat her right she will give you the whole world. Additionally, she is the best kisser out their her soft passionate lips will hypnotize you!

Omg her body is bangin' she must be a Rameen!
I went to the club and saw Rameen, and it was just so hard to look away dam she fine as hell.

I had a conversation with Rameen and man she is not only HOT but soo sensible!!

by cutiepeiiii November 23, 2018

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.

Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick

by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009

Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

ramelpage

A type of hissy fit that can involve the throwning of objects such as chairs, physical violence such as grabbing arms and the sudden appearance of a forehead vein.

Holy shit dude, I told you not to fuck with the airhorn, now we got a ramelpage on our hands!

by bootymastachrondon69 December 2, 2009