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pyramid schemer

a person thats sends, what seems to be, personal text messages to more than 1 person at the same time.
Ed: Hey she just texted me. I told you she digs me!

John: What does it say?

Ed: *hey what you doin*

John: Um, I just got the same thing.

Ed: Wtf? At what time?

John: 5:25pm.

Sharon: She sent me the same thing, too. She doesn't want you. She's a pyramid schemer.
by hiwol88 June 24, 2010
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Pyramid

Basically Pyramids means something that you think a person should have loads of and worship them!
Example:
Kev's Pyramid of cheese!
Kev's Pyramid of albanion goats!
Kev's Pyramid of ganger!
by Scoooooooooooootty September 11, 2006
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Dutch man's hierarchy pyramid

The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:

DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!

hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(

hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
by NETO!!!!! March 1, 2005
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Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude
I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme
by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018
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egyptian pyramid

having oral sex with a man in the middle while jacking off two of his friends on either side in the shape of a triangle.
J.L.S.
three guys and one girl equals the egyptian pyramid
by Johnny Poonanixxx July 11, 2010
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comedy pyramid

when a comedy act goes through a cycle of being: 3 - 5 "ok" comedians, 2 - 3 funny comedians, 1 - 2 Hilarious Comedians, Thus building what we might call a pyramid. It makes a pyramid to the funniest comedian at the show.
man, last nights show was an awsome comedy pyramid! it was kinda good at first and kept getting better and better till the end!
by Jimbo October 22, 2003
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pyrambulate

to walk on fire. Pyrambulation is practised by certain sects and involves walking barefoot over hot embers or pebbles.
Ordinary people cannot pyrambulate.
by uttam maharjan September 16, 2010
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