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New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.
One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"
by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008
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alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age
Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now
by Cathy's peters wife April 4, 2017
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hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.
Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.
by joe62890 February 20, 2011
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puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015
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Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.
“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Puckered Divider

The area of skin on the human body between the anus and genitals.
The Puckered Divider is where God zipped you up after he was done creating you.
by Chubbypoet February 11, 2009
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