Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 January 19, 2016

provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...

Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.

by H slur May 12, 2022

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 10, 2018

Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain April 25, 2011

Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 09, 2019