private up the ass 

Having a Facebook profile in which the privacy settings are as strict as they can be. Users cannot search you, see your display picture, send you a message, send you a friend request, view your photos or videos, or see your relationship status, even if it is with one of their friends.

The setting is so private, two users with their profiles set this way cannot even become friends without one temporarily lowering their privacy settings.

"I saw Alex tagged in some photos awhile back. I hadn't talked to her in years, and I was going to add her so we could touch base, but she's private up the ass so I can't even send her a message!"

private up the ass by ZakTheDJ April 8, 2009

Private time 

When trying to master-bate without you mom walking in on you.

Mom go away this is my private time!

Private time by J.A1705 November 16, 2019

Private Dancer 

Pronunciation: \ˈprī-vət\ \ˈdän(t)er

- A calm person while partying that looks perfectly normal, tends to smile from time to time.

- A Private Dancer keeps to him/herself about the way they are feeling. They may seem sober on the outside, but having a grand ball on the inside.

note* not to be confused with a stripper or exotic dancer.

- Your best drinking buddy is always your Private Dancer.

- I'm tired tonight, I think I'm just going to private Dance the night on through.

Private Dancer by sUZ86 February 3, 2010

Private Time Story 

A private story where you let your audience know who you would like to have sex with

I Will Like To Fuck ****** In My Private Time Story

Private Time Story by Brian Handler February 23, 2020

private relationship 

another thing about people have a private relationship is because they opposite sex partner may be really ugly and they don't want anyone to find out and get laugh at and humiliated so they keep it secret from everyone and ask their partner not to tell too. and hurt their feelings. i forgot to put it in the other definition but you can edit that last part out and add it to other one too if you will. another reason for a private relationship is they scared too opposite sex partner is too cute and don't want no one to steal them but if they don't claim them, someone else always will.

are you dating Sarah? you having a private relationship? no i'm not dating no one at all. but your mom (insult to change the subject to get them to stop asking before they find out, part of the force to be reckon with.)

private relationship by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

private school kid 

A middle or high school student that has been in private school almost or ALL of their life. The are white or black and act white. They are usually wealthy or rich. They are lame to public school kids and are basically rich black coons.

Jamarcus looks hood but he really is a PRIVATE SCHOOL KID.

private school kid by williamkeenedy451 December 10, 2017

Private School 

A school that you must pass an entry exam, get at least a GPA of a B+, and it gives you a better education than public shchools. Private schools don't cost much, though-only about 65,000-150,000 a year. Some are really cheap and cost 20,00 though.

Private schools are a good education

Private School by a friend of Lucy's August 7, 2005