First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

Dirty Priest

When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.

" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"

by Mrse7en62 June 29, 2017

Finding Christmas Present

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?
Speaker2: No, what happened?
Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

by laura3450 August 2, 2009

judas priest

an expression used to replace jesus christ, commonly used by non-believers of christianity

JUDAS PRIEST! the blood from his nose is squirting like a sprinkler!

Judas Priest! there's greg getting anally raped in a spaceship by a couch made completely of ankles!!

by jason and marshall October 17, 2008

preservative

The thing that you give to small children telling them it's a balloon. Condom.

Martin: Wait, I'll put on a preservative.
Claudia: That's OK, I'm on the pill.
Martin: God exists...!

by analphabet November 13, 2007

priemer

person normally found to be the most sexy living thing known to man kind. often so sexy girls are afraid, unless he uses his cunning and sly tecniques to lure the shedevil in

That priemer over there is so sexy.

by dingobaby31 June 27, 2007

Preseason

Also known as hell. No matter what sport you play the first week or so of preseason sucks.

"Get on the line!"

"Oh great we have some preseason sprints to do!"

by amerbamer August 20, 2013