preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

Preece

hugely obese, and likely to completely flatten anything in it's path

Person: Whoa! that Preece is coming towards us - RUN!!!!!

by combat wombat February 15, 2006

preecha

Ebonics for preacher.

by AYB March 30, 2003

thoughts and prayers

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

by goodvibes4ever October 10, 2020

The Prayer

Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.

by Jimboozie October 30, 2003

Prayer

The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.

Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help

by Roger Lemaitre July 26, 2004