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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
by J○LT March 20, 2018
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Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
by Dalerino February 24, 2022
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virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
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Non-Practicing Black

A black person who rejects negative results from other black people.
Person 1: Hey did you see the video that black couple hating on that Honduran couple?

Person 2: Yeah but that's not me I'm a non-practicing black.
by TheEndevour August 10, 2025
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kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals
i had kingwood practice today... fml
by todom23 September 16, 2009
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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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