Winnie The Poohing

When you're wearing a shirt (usually short) with nothing on under the waist.

"Just shaved my pubes so I gotta Winnie the Pooh it to get some air down there"

"My boner was too big for my undies so I did some Winnie the Poohing"

by Chesty LaRou April 2, 2019

pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.

when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person

by Matty February 6, 2005

Bizarro Pooping

It's when you put poop IN your butt

Tom: "Hey where'd all my shit go?"
Larry: "Meryl was bizarro pooping again!"
Tom: "Merrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyl!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I liked the poop so much, I bizarro pooped right back up dere!"

The toilet wouldn't flush after I pooped, so I had to bizarro poop it, so no one would know about my horrible problem!

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana August 3, 2007

pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.

"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.

by jmajcan March 28, 2019

Winnie the Poohing

When someone that has a large belly is wearing a shirt that is too tight or too short, and their belly sticks out- like Winnie the Pooh's.

"George sure is Winnie the Poohing today, isn't he?"

This shirt is too tight & short- I've been Winnie the Poohing all day long!

by Satchel May 6, 2005

Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010