wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

Skeezer pollinator

A dirty middle aged man who wants to impregnate as many women as he can.

Girlfriend!! You better stay away from that skeezer pollinator. He's all mine!!!!

by MD girl 5 November 25, 2013

Just Poofing

Having consentual sex with another man in order to relieve sexual frustration.

No acts of intimacy, such as kissing.

First con:

"Came by your cell earlier and seen a guy hanging off your dick"

Second con:
"Gets lonely. It's just poofing and don't mean a thing"

by TnD-GSC July 24, 2016

Whinnie The Poohing

This is when you’re having sex with someone and they leave their shirt on, hence looking like whinnie the pooh.

“Omg you guys, I had to end it, he wouldn’t stop whinnie the poohing every time”

by notwhinniethepooh January 26, 2020

Poodini

A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.

Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.

by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006

pooninite

One who is greatly in-tune to the art of POON. A man who can Mac like no other. Generally known as a pimp, and looked up to by the lower male class.

Damn Andy, you are indeed a Pooninite.

by B. Sasquatch May 31, 2005

poonin

to go hunting for poon. going to the bars in search of a one night stand.

tonight is man night and we are gonna go to IC and go poonin!

by Benny Biceps October 3, 2007