by FreaKnFurter November 16, 2005
Get the Scrotum Polemug. The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.
"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
Get the telephone polemug. by Alex April 6, 2004
Get the smoking the polemug. A city in Alaska, about 15 miles outside of Fairbanks. Almost the entire town is Christmas themed, to the extent that the light poles are candy canes, street names such as Santa Claus Lane and Saint Nicholas Drive, and the local Wendy's having Christmas decorations up all year. The population of North Pole is 2,226 as of July 2009, but many people outside of the city limits consider themselves residents. Nobody lives in igloos.
by North Pole Pyro May 6, 2011
Get the North Polemug. by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006
Get the pole bendingmug. An ugly stripper, a fat stripper
by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006
Get the pole crawlermug. 
Get the the north polemug.