TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!

Old man in Castlevania II tells this if you talk to him (See image).

Why would we want to TAKE HIS DAUGHTER??

You never meet his daughter or save her? Who is she?

TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !! is one of the most pointless speech in any game.

Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont: "WHY?"
Man :"TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!"
Simon Belmont :" WTF go away"

by Bari April 21, 2005

bitch please

Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.

When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.

Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.

Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."

by Briefs July 30, 2008

ninja please

Used to replace negro please, which in-turn replaces nigga please.

LaFonda: you trifflin' ho!
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*

by pAge June 5, 2005

Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

by High g8 guy March 18, 2019

plead the 5th

A refusal to answer a question because the response could hold self incriminating evidence.

Cop: We know you have drugs in this house. Where are they?!

You: Ask me anymore questions and I plead the 5th!

by RiaLee March 19, 2008

please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

by Holding on girls boobs! August 30, 2016

Please Advise

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed"

"Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke,

I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please.

Please Advise,
John

by ldemi April 29, 2011