Pratted

Taking it in the culo. Enjoying large random objects shoved in the ass.

Sage enjoyed being Pratted by her master's Treo 650.

by simpson September 28, 2005

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silver platter

to eat out a girl while she is held up my another guy

Zeke and Colin silver plattered that bitch last night

by Colin Heath December 15, 2003

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Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.

I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.

by Smorgey March 29, 2011

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Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

by Owlandstag April 21, 2016

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genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004

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