Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020

Phacochère

A phacochère is a mounir that enjoys licking ass (especially Gary) #enforce #parforce. A phacochere enjoys eating poopoo straight from the bumbum.

Have you seen Gary le phacochère de la cité du pakistan 🇵🇰 . HUR

by Yojo ;) December 6, 2021

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Phantom Regiment

The finest drum corps to ever step onto a field. Class, elegance, passion, and power.

Did you see Phantom Regiment last week? Yeah man, that shit was Elite. 70 BMF. I want to try out. The other corps were okay I guess...but the Blue Devils sucked.

by SUTA! August 13, 2009

Phantom poo

A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.

As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.

by Jasta111 June 27, 2007

phantom

to disappear without notice from a party; to go 'phantom'

Also can be used as a nickname for people who commonly do this

hey where'd mike go?
dunno, must have gone phantom

by Andy-roo November 19, 2007

Phantomgasm

Reference to The Phantom of The Opera a Broadway musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber, also a movie. This refers to whenever Erik is touched by Christine and kind of freaks out. A play on the word orgasm.

Christine touched her hand to Erik's face and he had a Phantomgasm.

by Rose-Pose December 10, 2005