A poo that hides behind the U bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
As I stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that I must have had a phantom poo.
Motherload is one of the best flash games circulating on the Internet. Additionally Motherload is a valid excuse for taking the day off College, School, and Work etc.
Your friend - "Hey due why weren't you in School yesterday?"
You reply "Motherload"
The conversation ends there.