white eye paint

Visine, or any other product for the deblazing of eyes.

Damn, my eyes are blazed, give me some white eye paint so we don't look like shit at this wedding.

by ocertain November 29, 2004

Step In The Paint

Calling someone out to fight. Derives from coming into the area under the rim of a basketball court and recieving a hard foul.

Daniel told Johntray "Step in the paint".

by Big Bruiser December 19, 2010

paint

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Picasso's Penis Painting

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

Painting da booty

When a male in a committed relationship (attempting to remain virgin for strongly moral reasons) engages in the repetitive rubbing and twirling of a erect penis on the buttox of his partner, while cuddling or spooning. This action may result in a non-penatrative ejaculation in which more "painting" could result.

Referred to as "painting da booty", since the action resembles an artist's use of a paintbrush on a canvas.

Friend 1: Yo Devon, I heard you were "painting da booty" with Savannah the other night. I respect that, since you remain virgin and retain you're religious convictions and values.

Devon: Yeah man it was pretty awesome, I felt like I was painting the Mona Lisa, but all I had was white paint.

by G-gazam November 7, 2013

paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014