A Petty Malaya

She is the most petty person you will meet in your life, she is nice on the low-low, has a-lot of hoes and claims 2 of her last ex(s). People recently called her laylay or queen lay, but now people just call her Queen of Petty or Petty ass hoe, she is really common in saying smd or smp, which she has none, cough cough fish, I’m jp. She is not fishy that is this other girl call *er**h*. Miss you laylay and hope u had fun reading this (sad) (smd) , Petty ass hoe. 😂👌💯

Girl: Yo have you seen Malaya?
Me: That’s my Petty Friend she Petty asf 😂. That’s A Petty Malaya
Girl: Fr she seems nice.
Me: Nah she petty she be keeping stuff and say smd her shrimp like wtf.

Girl: wow 😮

by National Days Inc. December 10, 2018

Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

petty money

Petrol Money.
What people pay/give you when you drive them around.

"Can I get a lift into the City?"
"If yo giving me petty money."

by ive-ree August 26, 2003

pety

horny, meaning turned on.

mmm you make me pety mate

by Jen Zee March 2, 2008

Pethetic

Choosing the love for animals and companionship, over the co-existence with another of the same species.

Polina and Jennifeur are pethetic, they love their dogs and cats, more than any man they have ever met.

by Potterbowler November 23, 2016

puthy flapth

The flapth of the puthy that hide the thercet

moom i got my puthy flapth caught in the door again

by I_am_gayyy February 12, 2020

Petty fuck

Fucking one person to get revenge on another person

David broke my heart so I petty fucked his best friend.

by Flxextrdnr February 22, 2017