penis

An object on a male body, which I put in my mouth.

If I had a penis I'd fuck myself and then fuck you.

by Spanky May 13, 2005

penis

a thing to put in the garage

jonny went to school and put the limo in the garage of his 90 year old teacher

by the penis man November 9, 2003

penis

i have a penis

that thing that dangles

by peeman April 27, 2003

penis

Okay, they publish the definition for "penis", but won't publish an intelligently formulated non-sexual definition.

What a bunch of penises!

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

penis

something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).

that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.

by silent joe(cant talk) November 25, 2003

penis

The wang, shlong, ding dong, junk, goods, bits'n'pieces, cock, dick...

Like M&Ms, the penis melts in her mouth and not in her hands.

by shemp February 19, 2005

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004