Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 01, 2009

Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup

Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns

Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear

by Brexi is sexi December 04, 2016

Pearsing it

When someone is talking and nobody is paying attention

Sara: I totally went to the cottage and met some hot guys....
Bob: You are completely Pearsing it

by ThePinkistPanther September 20, 2009

Pearse

Pearse is the epicest gamer of all the land, he campaigns for water bottle and mattress rights, He also supports the fact that meese is the correct plural form of moose

Pearse is very good at Minecraft!

by The cookie king October 08, 2019

Pearse

A guy who loves boobies and he thinks about them all the time!

That guy is a Pearse.. Always with boobs

by Qwertyuu April 10, 2017

pearse

Northsider with extremely large hands, and a habit of playing tennis while robed in a toga. Enjoys longs walks and coffee. Known to swing from hand towels in a tarzan like fashion and hibernate in public houses. Lead singer in, punk/irish trad band, Pearseailte. with hits from Failte Pearsailte, their first album such as "Newby's Belly" "Foive to Noine" and "goodonya".

Pearse is a grey haired fox.
where is the big handed one? ah sure he's gone for a walk!

by David Folan May 23, 2008

Pearse

Can’t pronounce his ‘r’s

His R won’t come out of his mouth ,example “Yo pearse ready to play fortnite, do you have any skins?” Pearse, “Yeah I have wenagade waider “

by unknown master killer 90 December 03, 2018