Crying Panda

A term used to describe anal sex with an Asian woman that results in her crying either during or after coitus

Andrew: Hey Darrin, why is she crying?
Darrin: I think Adam just performed crying panda on her

by Blackaliciousx September 16, 2010

padawan

A Jedi student. They are past the first part of their Jedi training and are now apprentices to other Jedi masters. They have exceptional skills, to become powerful and great. So Padawans are also called 'My apprentice' by their masters. Or 'My Padawan'
Padawans have small plaits in their hair. This is a good way to spot them. Very cute.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: What took you so long?

Anakin: Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked...

Anakin: ...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.

Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.

Anakin: I thought I already did.

Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.

Apprentice=Padawan

by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Dead panda

A panda that is no longer alive. (i.e. dead)

See also Dead Panda Society.

That dead panda looks pretty dead to me.

by Dead Panda December 19, 2005

padauza

Latvian word for whore

Tu, stulbā padauza. = You, stupid whore.

by Janis III May 29, 2008

Panda Makers

An interracial couple

Look at those Panda Makers sitting at that table over there.

by Drake1463 February 7, 2013

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush

Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life

by NIgger Balls October 1, 2016

Panda Flu

When someone pretends to be ill even though everyone knows their not.

“Andy has got panda flu”

by B.Gar October 13, 2018