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Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.
Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.
by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011
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parashit

When sitting on the shitter too long, your feet get pins and needles and you can't walk. You have just been paralyzed through shitting.
Jeas lad had some parashit earlier read an fhm back to front, nearly had to be wheeled off the throne.
by coso lad February 25, 2014
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Paishance is a loving and caring girl.
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A literal god. Every person on this earth is beneath him. Doesn’t speak because speaking can seal someone’s fate
Alpha- omg it’s Panshul. Bow down
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Your are Parishmita.
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Parashar

The guy with the biggest dick on this planet
Eg: Woah, I just saw a parashar walking around the supermarket
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parahuman

Someone who displays skills sets or social tendencies that are outside of those of mainstream society. A person that defies social norms but is not a sociopath. Usually a highly intelligent person with a good set of social skills, but who is unwilling to spend too much time with people. The parahuman hates bars and beer pong and prefers to play video games. Also spends large ammounts of time creating and fixing virtually anything electronic or mechanical.
The parahuman fixed my computer in record time.
by Le Kat November 14, 2006
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