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pants soup

The wetness in a womans underwear derived from feelings of inexplicable pleasure. A.K.A creaming your
"That guy was so hot, just looking at him gave me pants soup"

"3 dates and no sex. I'm drowning in pants soup"

" It's my day off. I'm just gonna lie in bed, watch porn, and whip up a batch of pants soup."
by Ms. Clamchowder November 8, 2013
mugGet the pants soupmug.

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.
I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!
by HarnMonster January 28, 2010
mugGet the Squishy Pantsmug.

Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
mugGet the Unicorn Pantsmug.

pants on the ground

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.
Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P
by 10pm January 28, 2010
mugGet the pants on the groundmug.

Gold Pants

God's gift to horny females.

As seen on Michael Jackson.

see sexy
DAYUMMM. HE WEARING THEM GOLD PANTS AGAIN!? DAAAAYYYUMM. NO WONDER GIRLS FAINTED AT HIS CONCERTS.
by sexychickgoldpantsOMG January 3, 2010
mugGet the Gold Pantsmug.

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.
Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
mugGet the Chicken of the Pantsmug.

silky pants

Homosexual or extremely effeminate; a male who enjoys the company of another male.
Mark and Nick wear mesh shirts to the Woodlands Gay Disco night and love the sight of santorum. They are quite a pair of silky pants!
by FreddyTheBear January 20, 2014
mugGet the silky pantsmug.

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