Bomb Promise

The act of calling a business or residence promising there is a bomb there.

I can't face going back to work. You should call in a bomb promise.

by mindfreak111 November 2, 2010

Pimpy Promise

A pimpy promise is a promise made between a prostitute and their pimp.

Pimp: Do you wanna work for me? *holding a wad of $100 notes*
Prostitute: Yeah I guess *looking at the money*
Pimp: Okay but you have to do something first...
Prostitute: *looking confused* what do you want me to do?
Pimp: *Holds out his little finger* Pimpy promise me that you will stay with me forever
Prostitute: Okay
*them both singing together* Pimpy promise, never brake a promise, if you do you have to suck my weener.

by Weener Woman March 18, 2020

Homie Promise

A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.

Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear

OR

Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts

by bigpapapete July 14, 2018

Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

incorrect promise

A promise made using alternative facts.

Obama lied when he said, If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan.

Nah, man, he just made an incorrect promise.

by StrykerBandit February 13, 2017

Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.

Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...

by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015

Paterson Promise

the manifestation of fervent enthusiasm and elevated expectations within an individual or group, which, regrettably, culminates in a sense of disillusionment and letdown when the anticipated outcomes or promises fail to materialize as expected. This emotional journey from elevated hope to the deflation of expectations can leave those involved feeling disheartened, as the initial excitement fosters an optimistic outlook that ultimately remains unfulfilled.

I just got paterson promised...

by Trey515 July 19, 2023