myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page

Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

Seeing Oriental

The feeling you get when you empty an Oriental flavored Ramen Noodle seasoning packet into your mouth.

Guy1: Dude, did you just eat all of that Oriental powder?

Guy2(you): Yeah dude, I'm seeing oriental.

by RAcaseal fag January 19, 2019

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.

While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

orientalism

The postulation that the global dialectic is a conflict between the far East and the Near East over who invented monotheism.

This would stand in contract to Occidentalism's dialectic of a conflict between Western "monotheism" and Eastern 'polytheism.'

Orientalism propounds that the dialectic of East vs. West can be correctly reduced to Iranicism vs. Arabism..

by flightfacilities February 18, 2022

Politically oriented

What you absolutely shouldn't be when you claim to a US national sport past time.

The MLB right now should drive yourself away and not be arsed about being politically oriented. Rob Manfred the MLB commissioner should worry about his bottom line not the things he's currently upset about.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2021

Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation

Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian

by Axrx December 9, 2021