Custard Head

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

by Mel Well February 11, 2004

custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

butt custard

after a man takes it up the arse by another man and doesnt shower. therefore causing butt custard.

"jase man i got the biggest ass-ramming last night, he blew in my hole and i dint shower! i had sticky butt-custard for days!"

by girlsgottahaveit February 24, 2005

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!

Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019