Cock Tuesday

Cock Tuesday is celebrated on the first and third Tuesday of each month by males around the world. It has gained acceptance in France and Belgium. The day is celebrated by proudly displaying ones cock in a place where all can see. In the office, for example, the water cooler area would be best. Cock Tuesday is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S especially on the internet on such sites as Myspace and Facebook. Actual cocks should not be displayed but only pictures of cocks. Displaying an actual cock to the workplace could be considered inappropriate.

ex. Have a happy Cock Tuesday

ex. For Cock Tuesday, Tom proudly wore his cock fighter shirt to work.
by theropingeffect January 06, 2010
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Taco Tuesday

Cunalingus followed up by sex on a Tuesday.
The wife and I both didn't have work on Tuesday so we had Taco Tuesday for funch.
by UglyToo March 23, 2014
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Tit Tuesday

The first day of Summer, where apon you first see a woman wearing tight boob/nipple/clevage showing attire...
Chris "I can't wait for summer so I can see more tits"

Ricko "What ya mean, it is summer, it was tit tuesday last week when I saw my first tits of the season"
by DBH Jimmy February 09, 2010
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fat tuesday

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.
you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!
by crobs1216 February 28, 2009
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Topless Tuesday

Created on Tumblr, where females are asked to post pictures of themselves without a shirt or bra. But some bitches can't comprehend the word "topless" and continue to post Facebook ass pictures.
by boob squad August 31, 2010
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tuesday theory

the tuesday theory is quite simple. it's just talking every tuesday off to make the week speed by like a hamster on meth. tuesday is like a second monday. so if you call in every tuesday, by the time you get to work on wednesday its like half the week is already gone.
"yo dogg, monday was a damn nightmare. im gonna hafta put the tuesday theory into effect to make this shitty-ass week go by faster.
by FUCK BUSH UP THE ASSHOLE February 08, 2008
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blackout tuesday

It’s where people of color don’t buy anything for a day because BlackLivesMatter BLM✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
We aren’t gonna by anything on Blackout Tuesday
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