Mayo Fakie

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.

Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.

by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 11, 2021

Lady Mayo

Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.

"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"

"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"

by graham crack March 07, 2014

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes' titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them

Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes it

by Duck monster February 27, 2014

mayo shot

A regular shot, such as Sambuca or vodka, but with a squirt of mayo in it.

Typically used as a forfeit

If you don't win this game you've got to do a mayo shot

by Johnny_hood February 07, 2020

Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.

Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.

by TheSandwichGuy March 28, 2011