by Yourmom3434 April 23, 2019
Get the Bum/nobodymug. A word used specifically for males. A nobody is a deeply insecure boy that needs to use infidelity to convince everyone that there is something slightly interesting about him. Even his friends know that he has no talent, no personality, hobbies or interests, and has never experienced human connection but they keep him around because they look up to the way he treats girls like shit. (These friends are called sub nobodies). The nobody’s parents probably worry about the fact that he has no aspirations in life, that is if they even care about him at all. The Nobody will also never interact with a girl who he and his friends find to be below standard because he is too deeply insecure for that. There are ugly nobodies, and there are attractive nobodies. They all have one thing in common: they are completely alone.
Nobody: I just cheated on the most genuine girl I know
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
Sub nobody: Lol why
Nobody: Because she’s a somebody, and I’m a nobody
by 771209 February 19, 2022
Get the Nobodymug. 1. nobody cares means that we dont give a fuck so stop thinking we do fuck nigga.
2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
2. it means stop saying out of pocket shi that we dont give 2 fucks about like just stfu for once wit yo big back ahh.
"girl" i miss my mannnn, everybody else, "stfu nobody cares"
u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
u used those quotation marks wrong, me -- "nobody cares"
by flybitchonlyyy January 17, 2024
Get the nobody caresmug. by Nobodyatallll December 12, 2020
Get the Nobody knowsmug. Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
Get the Nobody askedmug. Well, no. SOMEBODY knows what to do here. You talk to me directly about the thing I am talking about. You are likely NOT DOING THAT under the instruction of a charlatan. Stop fucking listening to
him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.
him. I don't care what we know or the what the data says. He is telling you to withhold what I want or need from me simply on the basis of me wanting those things. Entirely arbitrarily. I wouldn't ever knowingly allow someone to speak for me to you need to stop allowing them to do it. A school just paid out 600,000 for turning on people's Webcam without their knowledge by the way.
Hym "I'm not nobody. I know what to do here. You talk to me directly and do the words that I am saying you fucking idiot. Not SAY. Not AGREE WITH. Not the OTHER WAY AROUND. YOU do it to ME and ME NOT DO IT TO YOU. Jesus! Like, we need the eugenics guys. It sounds mean but we really actually need the eugenics. This doesn't take 8 years to resolve. You're letting lying, petty charlatans stretch this out way longer than it has to take."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
Get the Nobodymug. person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023
Get the nobody askedmug.