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Common Nonsense

Phrase describing a popular belief that is held and promoted but which is not actually true.

False information that has not yet made the transition to Old Wives Tale.
Examples of Common Nonsense:

1. Corporal punishment improves behavior.
2. If you don't wear a hat you'll catch a cold.
3. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
4. If you shave something the hair grows back thicker.
5. Your hair and nails keep growing after you die.
6. The world used to be a safer place.
by ctrlU October 4, 2010
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roach nose

When you smoke so much weed, that you don’t notice the smell of it anymore
B’s room reeked, but he didn’t notice because he has roach nose
by iam_FP September 3, 2018
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milligan coke nose

When you pour 1/2g of cocaine onto a well used prostitutes anus then on your command she flatuates to drive the blow up your nose.
getting high has never smelt so bad as when i had a milligan coke nose.
by James Milligan March 2, 2008
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ad nauseam

From the Latin term, meaning "to nausea." Used when something has been covered, explained, or talked about to the point of nausea, or to the point where it makes one sick.
Why must everyone tell me about that? It's been talked about ad nauseam!
by mmhmm January 24, 2005
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Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.
AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."
by Liz Owen May 14, 2006
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coke nose

What happens subsequent to a period of cocaine usage. Extremely congested nasal passages.
I blew a g of this scale and my nose feels like its full of hamburger meat. I have goddamn coke nose!
by LSDose August 9, 2009
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Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk

the nemesis of Dr. Funkenstein, his clones(esp. Star Child), and funk in general, as featured on Parliament records "The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein," "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome," "Motor Booty Affair," "Gloryhallastoopid," and "Trombipulation." He is the antithesis of cool, and could be a "The Man" type figure. He was played by George Clinton using a voice distorter and is featured on the cover of "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome." Name comes from his oversized nose and the fact that he is completely devoid of anything related to funk.
Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk is an example of "The Man"
by Atticus Fink August 17, 2006
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