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cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.
by dandelion99 April 23, 2023
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Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many
Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret
by Soloshit June 5, 2022
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Forgive and Regret

the eighteenth episode of the twenty-ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 636th episode of the series overall.
Forgive and Regret scored a 1.0 rating with a 4 share and was watched by 2.47 million people, making it Fox's highest rated show of the night
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.
High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.
by Iemea16 September 9, 2013
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Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.
Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.
by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017
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You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022
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Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"
by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022
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