when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
it was not saturday night it was lotion night
oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
Get the lotion nightmug. by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019
Get the pizza lotionmug. by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021
Get the Lotionizemug. by castnblast June 27, 2024
Get the throat lotionmug. 1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant
by MosesI November 20, 2020
Get the lotion sleevemug. the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
Get the gopher lotionmug. Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.
Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."
by von groovy May 18, 2024
Get the Emotional Lotionmug.