lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

Lotionize

To apply lotion to your lower extremities

Jake woke up and moisturized his face and lotionized his legs and feet.

by Marcus Poindexter July 30, 2021

throat lotion

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat

it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose

by castnblast June 27, 2024

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Emotional Lotion

Why of course I am referring to any form of ejaculate.

Hollie and Archer were in the midst of serious love gettin's and in a sensual turn of event with sexy results, they each had produced some Emotional Lotion that they each had begun to rub into each other's skin.

Hollie: "Oh, Arch! Just schmear your hot emotional lotion all over me since my skin is drier than the Sahara!"
Archer: "Not a problem, babe! Just look into my eyes when I'm doing it so I can start making more."

by von groovy May 18, 2024