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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
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by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
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Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.
'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '
by Meoownigel April 21, 2023
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Nigel INCEL

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025
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nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.
by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021
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Nigel Farage

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by KoolKid6996 March 22, 2022
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shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella
by mrs tosser September 2, 2025
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