having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '
by Meoownigel April 21, 2023

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025
