Nicolas Otamendi

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.

He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Nicola Roberts

British singer in girl group Girls Aloud. Known as the ugly one, or the ginger one. She's not truly ugly (in my humble opinion), but next to the others, she looks unattractive.

Do You like Girls Aloud

Yeah, but Nicola Roberts shouldn't have dyed her hair to be blonder.

by iheartumuch January 6, 2008

Petit Nicolas

A gay book that you are forced to read in grade 11 French. No one likes it, and no one can understand anything. Nicolas is some weird 8 year old mischievous kid... Don't read this Book!

Teacher: "Okay Class, we are reading Le Petit Nicolas Today"

Students: "FUCK NO!" :(

by everyonelikesmesometimes January 11, 2012

Nicolas and Isabel

The best couple ever. They were meant to be since they met each other.

Typical conversation between Nicolas and Isabel:
Nicolas: I love you.
Isabel: I love you too.

by peckerrr723 May 17, 2010

nicolas sarkozy

france president (2007-?)

nicolas sarkozy is better than a leftist and feminist

by didier June 11, 2007

Nicolas Caging

The act of committing a wrong doing or seeing something tragic, not being phased by it at the time, but years later remembering said incident then crying about it like it just happened

crap someone killed my daughter, oh well (thirty years later) they killed my daughter NOOOOOOO!, listen to johnny he's Nicolas Caging pretty bad

by mac-10 June 30, 2015

Nicolas McCormick

He's the most handsome, funny, guy ik. He makes me feel safe and loved and no matter the situation he always keeps me safe. Eveenn if im being ridiculous and we argue n i storm off he makes sure i safely storm off lol. I love him with all my heart. i genuinely want to stay with him forever, and i wanna grow old with him. Have all the ups and downs with him by my side. And i wanna be by his side. Forever. PARTNERS IN CRIME hehehehehe he mine. my safe place. my happiness. i honestly wouldn't be here without him i need him. he makes me feel sane. makes me feel at peace. He always makes me happy, he satifies all my needdddsss hehe. he pleaures me the best and always gives me sweets when i on period lol. i love him. he treates me like a princess. i his little princess. his only. I hope i make him as happy as he makes me. i really hope so. i want him to be happy. I love him so much. Im the luckest person ever to have a Nicolas Mccormick loving me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3333 i love him so much its unbelievable

Omg you have a Nicolas McCormick in your life? You're so lucky!!!!

by Hxll-Boo November 17, 2021