ned kelly

another term for having a wank ! usualy used in the australian army

cpl: smith you in here ?
smith : ned kelly !
cpl : ah ok

by bvvvvt January 3, 2012

ned ryersoning

That thing where you keep meeting someone when drinking and introduce yourself, forgetting you've already met them because you were drunk last time you met. Based on Groundhog's Day where Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) keeps introducing himself to Bill Murray's character, unaware they've been in the same situation many times before.

It works better if you end the awkward re-introduction with "Bing"

"Hi, I'm Mac"
"I know."
"We've met before? Was I drunk?"
"Yes to both."
"So I'm Ned Ryersoning you right now, arnt I?"
"Yes."
"Bing."

by Thrashocalypse AD August 22, 2016

Ned's Bun Bin

The bin where Ned stores his burger buns, which is identical to the trash can across from it. Legend has it, those who consume the buns on a regular will die a horrible, cheese-sauce filled death.

Ethan: "I'm gonna order a bacon cheeseburger from Ned's"
Kyle: "Nah bro, not Ned's bun bin"
Ethan: Oh shit, my bad b

by カンちゃん얼짱 January 10, 2019

Ned faliman

The word Ned faliman is referring to someone you have no interests towards.

It also could be used as saying you hate a person.

Bro your actually annoying you fucking Ned faliman

by Fismail October 20, 2019

Ned Flanders

A dorky, God-fearing, neighborly type of man with glasses; as seen on the Simpsons.

Look Ned Flanders, stop taking the Bible too seriously and get a life.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Ned Fulmer

A Youtuber and 1/4 of BuzzFeed's TryGuys. A man so in love with his wife he'd murder a boat full of Italian babies. Highly competitive and a dominant alpha male, he can be sweet until you mess with him.

Example:
Guy 1: Isn't that blonde girl cute?
Ned Fulmer: I will destroy you and your family if you look at my wife again!

by KorndiddyFan June 29, 2017